Funny Jokes

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John McPherson's Meal Toys

In a technological breakthrough that would
stun the world, a leading auto manufacturer
develops a car that runs on kid's meal toys.

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John McPherson's IRS Agent

Having spotted the approaching IRS agent,
Rodney hurries the family into the tax shelter.

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John McPherson's

"Relax! This is just until the tax assessor
comes here tomorrow."

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John McPherson's Halloween Gag

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John McPherson's Halloween Gag - 2

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Thai Festival Scene...

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Life goes on...

Ludhiana (Punjab), India based physically challenged Avtar Singh drinks his cup of tea using his feet

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Healthy Hairs

Tharani Mahesh of Ahmadabad, India pulling Maruti
800 car with her hairs.

KIDS

Once there was a very rich man. He called everybody and told them that he had kept a swimingpool full of insects and crocodiles. He said that who ever swim through it will get one of these:
1)My dahughter
2)Lot of gold
3)He will be my business partner

A man from the crowd jumped inside the pool and came out from the other side.The rich man asked him what do you want.
1)My dahughter
2)Lot of gold
3)want to be my business partner?
He said - "you only tell me who pushed me inside?"

TEENS

Volunteer Fire Department

A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana. The fire department from the nearby town was called to put the fire out. The fire proved to be more than the small town fire department could handle, so someone suggested that a rural volunteer fire department be called. Though there was doubt that they would be of any assistance, the call was made.

The volunteer fire department arrived in a dilapidated old fire truck. They drove straight towards the fire and stopped in the middle of the flames. The volunteer firemen jumped off the truck and frantically started spraying water in all directions. Soon they had snuffed out the center of the fire, breaking the blaze into two easily controllable parts.

The farmer was so impressed with the volunteer fire department's work and so grateful that his farm had been spared, that he presented the volunteer fire department with a check for $1000.

A local news reporter asked the volunteer fire captain what the department planned to do with the funds.

"That should be obvious," he responded, "the first thing we're gonna do is get the brakes fixed on that stupid fire truck."