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Difference between man and woman?
 



1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.


4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman.

Before and after marriage.


6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


8. Any married man should forget his mistakes.

There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!


9. A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance,

while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.

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