Tumse mila main kal to, mere
dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: "Your file not found"!
Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon,tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera,system hota hai crash
Jo sadiyon se hota aaya hai...woh repeat kar
doonga
Tu naa mili to tujhe....Shift delete kar doonga
Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain...aur lonely
hain
Problem hai ki bus voh...read only hain
Shayad mere pyar ko taste...karna bhool gaye
Dil ko aisa cut kiya...ke paste karna bhool gaye
Woh samajhte hain dil tod diya to hum dead hain
Woh nahin jaante ki is dil main aur kitne thread hain
Tumhare samne hain itne sample ...kabhi hamein bhi
pick karo
Hamare pyar ke icon pe....kabhi to click karo
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Boy - "I am a PB boy"
Girl - "I am a PB gal"
"Badte bacho ke liye complete software - Powerbuilder"
"Eat bugs, Sleep bugs.....Do only debugs"
Internet Programmer - "I got the ASP power , now u
go get it!!!"
"Microsoft office - Nothing official about it !!!"
"Software ki raksha karta hai Norton Anti virus
Norton anti virus hai jaha, System safe hein vaha..."
Project Manager - I want the code today....
Programmer - 2 minutes
"Programmer ka kam kare asaan,
Duniya bhar me hai iski shaan...
VB....VB.....VB"
" The complete software ....since 1802" - COBOL
Project Manager - "ActiveX is the secret of my
program"
Programmers - "Our programs"
Husband - 'Thak gaya hoon mein"
Wife give's him instant cofee and says
"To create instant miracle....Use Oracle"
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