• If
your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
• I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
• Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
• If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
• Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
• How come "abbreviated" is
such a long word?
• Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
• One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
• Save water.
Shower with your girl friend.
• Love the neighbor.
But don't get caught.
• Behind every successful man,
there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
• Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
• The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
• Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
• Never put off the work till
tomorrow
what you can put off today.
• Love is photogenic
It needs darkness to develop
• Children in backseats cause
accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children
• "Your future depends on your
dreams"
So go to sleep
• There should be a better way
to start a day
Than waking up every morning
• "Hard work never killed
anybody"
But why take the risk !
• "Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours !
• God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
• When two's company,
three's the result !
• A dress is like a barbed
fence
It protects the premises without restricting the view
• The more you learn, the more
you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
• A bus station is where a bus
stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

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