After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that
her husband should try his hand at changing diapers.
"I'm busy dear," he said, "I'll do the next one." The next time came around, and she asked again.
The husband looked puzzled. "Oh! I didn't mean the next
diaper... I meant the next baby!"
58
TEENS
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it is
yours... If it doesn't, it was never meant to be.
But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your
food, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you've set it
free..... You either married it or gave birth to it.