Jokes 5

81	KIDS
	Pupil : Did you know that the most intelligent person is going deaf? Teacher: Really. Who is it? Pupil : Pardon.

84	KIDS
	Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Pupil : A teacher.

85	KIDS
	Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil : The moon. Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.

86	TEENS
	Girlfriend : And are you sure you love me and no one else. Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

KIDS

'Who Said Sense Was Common?'

Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too. "Hey, I don't want to tell you how to do something...but I can tell you that it's much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won't dig into the ground."

After the third hunter left, the two decided to try it.

A little while later one hunter said to the other, "You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!"

"Yeah," the other added, "but we're getting farther away from the truck...."

KIDS

'FENCE BID'

Three contractors were visiting a tourist attraction on the same day. One was from New York, another from Texas, and the third from Florida. At the end of the tour, the guard asked them what they did for a living. When they all replied that they were contractors the guard said, "Hey, we need one of the rear fences redone. Why don't you guys take a look at it and give me a bid?" So to the back fence they all went.

First to step up was the Florida contractor. He took out his tape measure and pencil, did some measuring and said, "Well I figure the job will run about $900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me."

Next was the Texas contractor. He also took out his tape measure and pencil, did some quick figuring and said, "Looks like I can do this job for $700. $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100 profit for me."

Without so much as moving, the New York contractor said, "$2,700."

The guard, incredulous, looked at him and said, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

"Easy," he said. "$1,000 for me, $1,000 for you, and we hire the guy from Texas."

82	KIDS
	My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

83	KIDS
	Waiter : Would you like your coffee black. Customer : What other colours do you have?

87	PICTURES
	Automatic Vending Machine!

88	PICTURES
	Organic Dentist

89	PICTURES
	Piedmont Medical Art Center

90	PICTURES
	Last Thought