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Could you direct me to the First National Bank?

Yes - for a dollar.

A dollar! Isn't that asking too much?

Not for a bank director.

 

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Postal Clerk : Madam, you,ve put too much postage on this letter.
Old Lady : Oh, mercy! I hope it won't go too far.

 

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Do you run a car?

No - I let the engine to do that.

 

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A worried passenger - "Do the ship of this size sink often."
Captain of the ship - "No madam, not more than once"

 

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A young lady went into a bank to withdraw some money.

Clerk - "Can you identify yourself?"
Young lady took out the mirror from her bag and looked into it and said : "Yes, it's me all right."