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 INDIAN 

Delhi Police
The IB, CBI and the Delhi Police are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The PM decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch.

The IB goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The CBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The Delhi Police goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!

 

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   PICTURES 

Nut at Donuts




 

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  PICTURES 

Deer - Without Fear




 

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   PICTURES 

Al Pacino - Godfather Caught




 

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  PICTURES 

Bill Gates - Behind Bars




 

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   INDIAN 

Poetic Sardar
Once many people from around the world were invited at Queen Victoria's residence for lunch.

Many Indian Queens like Gunjan Tripathi and many of their slaves like adwitya were there.

AT the beginning of the lunch it was announced that every thing which is to be asked will be asked in a poetic way. There was a sardar also. A person sitting next to sardar said to his partner "Mr. Tibutboon, please pass the spoon".

Now the sardar wanted custard. He thought a lot for a simile for custard but couldn't find one. In the end he said to his partner "you basturd, pass the custard".

 

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  TEENS 

QUESTION-----WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SECRETARY & PRIVATE SECRETARY????

ANSWER-----SECRETARY IS THE ONE WHO SAYS GOOD MORNING SIR. WHEREAS

PVT.SECRETARY IS THE ONE WHO SAYS ITS MORNING SIR......

 

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  INDIAN 

Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate.

"Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese."

"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?"

"Aah, Sardarji have read in newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth is a Chinese."

 

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   INDIAN 

Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.

 

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     INDIAN 

We don't sell to SARDARS

Sardar went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell to SARDARs," he replied.

He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.

"Damn, he recognized me," he thought. He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new hair color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before he again approached the salesman.

"I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.

Frustrated, he exclaimed "How do you know I'm a Sardar?"

"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

 

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    INDIAN 

Did you hear about the sardar skydiver?

He missed the Earth!

 

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    INDIAN 

Why does a sardar only change his baby's diapers once a month?

Because it says right on the box "good for up to 20 pounds."

 

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   INDIAN 

Why couldn't the sardar write the number "eleven"?

He didn't know which "one" came first...

 

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     INDIAN 

A sardar's response to the comment, "THINK about it!":

"I don't have to think-I'm sardar!"

 

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     INDIAN 

Why do sardars have see-through lunch box lids?

So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home.

 

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      INDIAN 

Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?

They're there for those who don't drink.

 

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    KIDS 

Customer: What makes the car jerk so when I first put it into gear?

Used-car Salesman: Eagerness to get away, sir - nothing more.

 

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     KIDS 

Son: Come on, Dad. Buy a new car.

Dad: Wait until I've had a ride in the old one first, will you?

 

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      KIDS 

A little girl came into a grocery store and said: "My mommy told me to tell you that we found a dead fly in the raisin bread."

Grocer: "All right, tell you what'll do-bring me in the fly and I'll give you a raisin."

 

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     KIDS 

If a lion were stalking you, what steps would you take?

The longest step I could!