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Jokes and Computer based Shayerii....
#Local variable -
Mien pal do pal ka shayar hoon
pal do pal meri kahani hai
pal do pal meri hastihai..
# Global variable -
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon
har ik pal meri kahani hai
har ik pal meri hasti hai ..
# Null pointers -
Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya ....
# goto -#Local variable -
Mien pal do pal ka shayar hoon
pal do pal meri kahani hai
pal do pal meri hastihai..
# Global variable -
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon
har ik pal meri kahani hai
har ik pal meri hasti hai ..
# Null pointers -
Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya ....
# goto -
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh Kahan shuru kahan
khatam Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samajh sake na hum
# Two Recursive functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna hein
mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein pehle tum, pehle tum
# The debugger -
Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz
# COM programming in VC++
Roop tera mastana
Pyar mera deewana
Bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye
# From VC++ to VB -
Yeh haseen vaadiyan
Yeh khula asmaan
Aa gaye hum kahan
# Untrackable bug -
Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se..
# Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client):
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua
# And then to the client:
Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho
# Load Balancing -
Saathi haath badhana
ek akela thak jayega
mil kar bojh uthana
# Modem - modem talk on a busy connection
suno - kaho,
kaha - suna,
kuch huwa kya?
abhee to nahin..
# Windows getting open sourced
Parde mein rahne do parda na uthao
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh Kahan shuru kahan
khatam Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samajh sake na hum
# Two Recursive functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna hein
mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein pehle tum, pehle tum
# The debugger -
Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz
# COM programming in VC++
Roop tera mastana
Pyar mera deewana
Bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye
# From VC++ to VB -
Yeh haseen vaadiyan
Yeh khula asmaan
Aa gaye hum kahan
# Untrackable bug -
Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se..
# Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client):
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua
# And then to the client:
Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho
# Load Balancing -
Saathi haath badhana
ek akela thak jayega
mil kar bojh uthana
# Modem - modem talk on a busy
connection
suno - kaho,
kaha - suna,
kuch huwa kya?
abhee to nahin..
# Windows getting open sourced
Parde mein rahne do parda na uthao
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba
Saket
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A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
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One fat guy - goes to a popular GYM in
Bangalore sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by
5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the
First day.
So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. They lead him into a huge gym
with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars and ladders and tell him to wait a
minute. He's standing there when on the far side of the gym a door opens and
out steps a beautiful girl, with a sign saying "If you catch me, I'm
yours." He starts running, and just as he gets close, she starts picking
up speed. Before he knows it, he's running all over the gym, up the ladders,
down the ladders, across the parallel bars, here and there. And just as he's
about to catch the blonde, pop, she disappears through a door.
In comes the management who lead him to the showers, and then weigh him. Sure
enough, he lost exactly 5 kg.
He's back on the street and starts to think. "Jesus, I was so close to
catching her. If I had a little more time..." So he races back to the gym and
says, "I want to lose 20 more kg." "No problem," says the manager.
Again he is led to the large gym. This time he's standing by the door when it
opens. Out comes a Gorilla with a sign.
"If I catch you, you're mine."
Saket Jain