Hello - Start your day with a smile
Deadly PJs....(POOR JOKES)
ek aadmi ki 6 ungliyan(6 fingers) hoti hain... sab log use "Hanuman"
keh kar bulate hain... batao kyun???
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ans:kyounki uska nam hanuman hai! :-):-)
Whats the opposite of Real??
Its COCONUT....
kya hua.... Confused??
jara ....Socho...yaar ???
opposite of real is 'Na-Real' . in English it is coconut :-):-)
i'll write a book an pjs and dedicate it to whom? our president....why
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coz he is mr. a.P.J.abdul kalam
what is the vector form of sridevi???? :-):-):-):-) ???
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(u must have studied vector algebra to know its answer)
ANS : - TABU!!!!
confused???? why????
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ok i'l tell you...
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. sridevi did chandni and tabu did chandni bar!!!!!
What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to
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Ring De Basanti :))
A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contageous deadly
disease....
As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to the
doctor... how??
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...Because the patient had a bluetooth!!
wat is one word in english for kiye karaye par paani ferna??
flush!!
three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started
singing the song -- AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.
Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died......any idea why?????
COZ the song is HIT......