Song For all Professionals - The 8 stages

1. when in college : Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaamiyaab ek
din.....

 
2. when giving interview to Multi National Company: Tu hi re.. Too hi
re....tere binaaa main kaise jiyunn....

3. waiting for interview result: Intehaa ho gai Intzaarki..
aayinaaa kuch khabar mere yaarki...

 
4. just joined: Too cheez badi hai mast mast.....

 
5. after some time: Ye kahaan aagaye hum??

 
6. After some more time: Naa koyi umang hai, naa koyi tarang hai, mere jindagi kya ek kati Pathang hai :((booohoooo)

 
7. floating the resume: kabootar ja ja ja... kabootar ja ja ja... pehele pyar ki peheli chitti...

 
8. finally when you don't get a better offer any longer: Jeena yehaan, marna yehaan iske si wa jaana kahaan...!!!