Why mommy and daddy got divorced
One day a little
girl goes up to her mom and asks "mommy, how much do you weigh"? and the
mother replied "ladies never tell their weight". so the little girl went
over to her friends house and told her what happend. "you can find out
lots of stuff about your mommy if you look on her drivers license" her
friend said.
The next day the little girl went up to her mom. "mommy i know how much
you weigh" she said. "oh really" her mother replied. "yes you weigh 132
pounds. and i know how old you are too" she said. "you do"? the mother
asked. "yea, your 35. AND i also know why you and daddy got divorced" the
little girl said sweetly. "and why is that" her mother asked. "because on
your drivers license, it says you got an 'F' in sex" the little girl
replied.