A tall lady answered the door.
Before she could speak, the enthusiastic
salesman barged into the living room and
opened a big black plastic bag and poured all
the cow droppings onto the carpet.
"Madam, if I could not clean
this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner,
I will EAT all
this s...!", exclaimed the eager
salesman.
Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that"
asked the lady.
The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"
"We just moved in, & there's no electricity in
the house!"