WHEN THEY SAY...
when a girl says..."you are so cute"
she means..."you are little boy cute"

when a girl says..."I'm not as pretty as her"
she means..."you better tell me I'm prettier than her"

when a girl says..."what are you doing this weekend?"
she means..."lets hang out this weekend"

when a girl says..."ice cream sounds so good right now"
she means..."get your ass to dairy queen and buy me some damn ice cream"

when a guy says..."You look really good"
he means..."I want you"

when a guy says..."how's your friend doing"
he means..."she's hot"

when a guy says..."you're beautiful"
he means..."you're beautiful"

when a guy says..."are your parents going to be home?"
he means..."I wanna do something naughty"

when a guy says..."I love you"
he means..."I love you, or I wanna do you"

READING THE BODY LANGUAGE
when a girl:
touches your shoulder, she means....you are my friend
touches your back, she means...whoa, have you been working out?
touches your stomach, she means...I want you bad
gazes into your eyes, she means...I'm falling in love with you
plays with her hair, she means...you turn me on
won't make eye contact, she means...I lied
cries, she means...I'm afraid I'm losing you
laughs, she means...you make me happy
smiles, she means...I like things the way they are

when a guy:
touches your shoulder, he means....you're my pal
touches your back, he means...I want you
touches your stomach, he means...I wanna make luv to ya
gazes into your eyes, he means...I wonder what you're thinking
plays with his hair, he means...I know I'm hot
won't make eye contact, he means...I've been a dog
cries, he means...I'm trying to make you feel sorry
laughs, he means...this is great
smiles, he means...I'm happy with you

READING THE CLOTHES
if a girl...
wears flare pants, it means...I'm cute and I know it
baggy jeans, it means...I have something to hide
wranglers, it means...check me out
dress, it means...I am beautiful
short skirt, it means...check out my a$$
t-shirt, it means...I am comfortable around you
tank-top, it means...I want you to notice me
high platform shoes, it means...watch out! future spice girl
sandals, it means...I have confidence
running shoes, it means...I don't care what you think

if a guy...
wears tommy jeans, it means...damn, I know I be pimpin' it
tight jeans, it means...look at my package
loose fit jeans, it means...I know what the ladies like
flannel button up shirt, it means...I'm trying to impress you
wifebeater, it means...Look at my muscles
sandals, it means...I'm comfortable with who I am
running shoes, it means...I'm into sports

COLORS TALK
when you go out with someone,weather it's a lover or even a friend, the colors of their clothing can determine many things...

girls:
pink: I'm going to play with you
blue: I know you want me
green: I'm mellow
red: Romantic feelings
black: I'm a dark mystery that you can't figure out
orange: I'm hungry
yellow: I have to be the center of attention

boys:
pink: fag
blue: sexy
green: jock
red: I want you
black: I'm hiding something
orange: you make me wanna puke
yellow: strive for attention

So next time you are trying to figure out what something means, just read this handy dandy awesome email!!! And make sure to pass it along!!!

 

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