• If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,

if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.


• I was born intelligent - education ruined me.


• Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?


• If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?


• Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.


• How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?


• Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.


• One should love animals.
They are so tasty.


• Save water.
Shower with your girl friend.


• Love the neighbor.
But don't get caught.


• Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.


• Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.


• The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.


• Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.


• Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.


• Love is photogenic
It needs darkness to develop


• Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children


• "Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep


• There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning


• "Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk !


• "Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours !


• God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.


• When two's company,
three's the result !


• A dress is like a barbed fence
It protects the premises without restricting the view


• The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget

The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.


• A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........