Aishwarya Rai shooting par hai, aur ek ped (tree) ke niche coke pi rahi hai.
Thodi der me ped par se ek Chinti Aishwarya ki Coke me girti hai.
Yeh dekhkar chinti ka baap aishwarya ko kuchh bolata hai, jo sun kar
aishwarya behosh ho jati hai!
Aisa kya bola hoga usne!!!

Think!!
-
tere coke me mera bachcha hai......

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How do u CUT roads?????
By LAUGHING.....
Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste"

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Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv
falls into the well. Why???
Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!

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Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. ???
socho....... nahi pata..??
Answer- D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold
Chalo ab batao
Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
This is quite simple.. .....
Ans: D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi.

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A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question ???

So, Which Platform are you Working on ???....

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Question: What will u call a person who is leaving India??
Answer : Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

Question: What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel much??
Answer: Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).

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Q - RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
Ans: TAILOR

Q - SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI ?
Ans: Sita MEMORY hai

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Q -Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?
Ans: Adidas.

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Q - Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ??
Ans: Tendulkar is an opener

Q - What is similarity between "Satynarayan Pooja" and "Indian Cricket Team"
Ans: Dono ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai.

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Q - Who is Joe?
"Kambakth ishq" - Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!"

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And of course, the grand finale............
'The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?
Dil Chhata Hai.....

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An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. But
she-elephant went and got married to some other
elephant. So our elephant was very depressed One of
his friends felt sorry for him, and took him to a park
to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a see-saw.
But...... the
see-saw broke. Now, which song would our hero
sing?????

See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai!!!!!!!!!

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Raavan felt repentence one day for all his bad
deeds. He felt that he had really done a lot of bad
things which affected Ram's life, so he should
apologise to Ram.
He went to Ram's house and knocked on the door. Ram
opened the door and was surprised to find Raavan.
Raavan also kept staring and thinking but didn't say a
word..... Why ... What was he thinking ?????
.
.
. Kis mooh se maafi maangoon ? !!!!!!

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What is the height of technology ?????????
Ankhiyon se goli maare.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There are 2 hair on a bald man's head. They fall in
love with each other and
want to get married but cannot get married due to some
difficulty... Whats the difficulty ?
.
.
.
Under Indian Laws "BAL VIVAH" is illegal.....!!!!!!